were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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