I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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