Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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