hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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