If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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