these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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