Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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