He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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