He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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