is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
