hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
