Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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