super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
Your message has been received by an unknown user. Picture verification required.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
