I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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