Are we in a gay sports bar?
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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