Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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