Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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