How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i will never coherently bang her
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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