Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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