i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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