At least make sure they are 18
Why
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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