For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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