in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I stole a fireplace last night.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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