He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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