talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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