If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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