pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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