Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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