i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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