Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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