Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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