Non-Jews are for practice
i just had sex bonerless
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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