So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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