You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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