I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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