Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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