it was like eating out sand paper
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I want her autograph on my taint
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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