I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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