barbara walters just said penis...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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