Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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