so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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