he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
