Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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