I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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