YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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