check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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