okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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