hotel room ftw
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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