ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Did I show you my penis last night?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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