Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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