would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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