cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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