Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
That was before I lit my hair on fire
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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