I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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