We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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