Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You just made me feel so damn special
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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