so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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