I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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